Meet Dale Decker:
A Man Who Orgasms 100 Times A Day
I highly recommend watching the full six-minute video below about Dale Decker, but here is the gist of his bizarre medical condition.
Decker developed Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome two years ago after slipping a disk in his back, and now he has up to 100 unwanted orgasms a day. It’s pretty much the ultimate case of too much of a good thing.
Decker can’t work, and he rarely leaves his house due to embarrassment from his constant orgasms. Decker claims that his condition is ruining his life and after telling this awful story, I believe him.
“When you’re on your knees at your father’s funeral, at his casket, and you’re saying goodbye to him, and then you have nine orgasms right there while your whole family is standing behind you, it just makes you never want to have another orgasm as long as you live. But you know what, they just keep on coming.”
Jesus, that’s heartbreaking. So yeah, check out the deeply fascinating video below. I’d also be lying if I said that I didn’t find parts of the video to be humorous. It might have been insensitive, but I giggled like a schoolgirl watching Dale bust nuts in his jean shorts on a Frisbee golf course. Hope he had on a thick pair of boxer briefs to protect that fine denim.
via Gawker & Daily Mail